Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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