The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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