the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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