don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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