Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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