uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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