that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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