Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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