So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
