you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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