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So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It was confusing and full of hummus
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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