i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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