It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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