So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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