Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
