yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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