Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Screwed.edu
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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