Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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