Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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