This girl is more easily done than said...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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