420 ftw
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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