I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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