Don't you send me to vm
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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