capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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