I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
In America we eat man semen.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Oh god it's open bar.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
