so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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