He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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