I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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