69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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