But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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