Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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