they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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