Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you inspire me to be a worse person
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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