if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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