Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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