I forgot how hot balto sounded
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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