i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Randomize