They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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