We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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