I just saw a hot homeless man
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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