would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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