Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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