I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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