Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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