dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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