No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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