so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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