help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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