we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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