i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times