Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer