I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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