They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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