whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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