I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm going to jail i love you
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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