All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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