margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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