Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
soo... how was my night?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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